I like to think it a success when the cops are called
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize