you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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