I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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