I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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