no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
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