I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
no you cant smoke seaweed
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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