just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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