i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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