There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I don't want my vagina anymore.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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