How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
they need to just BURY HIM!
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
