Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
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