Porn is love you can see.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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