I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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