I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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