people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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