that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
operation harelip BJ is a go
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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