OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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