doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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