let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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