so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Randomize
