ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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