Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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