doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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