god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
After tacos, we're chasing women.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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