This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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