i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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