is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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