she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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