Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Randomize
