Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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