What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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