I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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