If i come over, it means nothing
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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