Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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