Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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