I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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