At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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