new low.... made out with someone while peeing
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
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