Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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