Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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