it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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