Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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