At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
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