I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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