It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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