I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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