But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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