they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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