You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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