I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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