can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize