OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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