Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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