the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Why are your pants in the freezer?
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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